sridevi:my face when i went to pizza pizza today and saw that you could get pesto or bbq sauce or garlic sauce on your pizza instead of marinara and asked the cashier which one she recommends and she said “i would never eat here” neofooturism 5 years ago - 90,527 notes
pacificrim:im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet pissvortex 5 years ago - 153,236 notes
ur 30 year old cousin on face book be like delmondo:Sigh. </end rant> nyawave 5 years ago - 230 notes
slavery:Y’all drink water? Ain’t that the same stuff in my toilet? LMAOOOOOO pissvortex 5 years ago - 36,845 notes
